The Valley Swim Club Emergency Board Meeting
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This is a re-creation of the meeting after they kicked the "Minorities" out.
Valley Swim Club Board Meeting Minutes
Date – June 29, 2009
Time – 8:00pm
(Cast)
President & CEO – Dr. John Duesler, Union League member,
Member A – Middle Aged white woman, house wife, 2 kids (boy 8, girl 12,) PTA President, Treasurer of The HOA
Member B – Member A’s Husband, Middle Aged white man, Dermatologist, has offices in Huntingdon Valley & Doylestown
Member C – Older white women, widower of a retired police officer, born, raised, and always lived in the Buxmont area.(Bucks and Montgomery Counties)
Member D & E – Married young white couple, both are in their early 30’s w/ an infant daughter, He’s a Real Estate lawyer and she’s his secretary.
Member F – Former Club President, 1980 – 2007, took the job after retiring from his Accounting Firm, in Bucks County.
Member G – Local KKK chapter Grand Wizard.
Member H - Southeastern Pennsylvania White Pride President and Co-Founder.
Member I – (not Present @meeting) Bernice Duesler, Wife of President, member of numerous charitable organizations and has 5 black friends.
Member J – Doorman at the club.
(The names of the members not speaking to the press have been hidden as to protect the innocent.)
President – I hereby call this meeting to order, today's agenda will be the incident that took place earlier today.
Member A – (Interrupting him) Yes that was a serious issue. I felt scared for my life and my children’s lives. There were so many of them and they were jumping in the pool and acting like wild animals. One of them almost bumped into me while they were playing their “game.” Tell them honey.
Member B – (A soft sigh before he clears his throat) They were heathens! I don’t want them back in this club. If they come here I’m cancelling my family’s membership and I’m telling all of my friends to cancel theirs.
President – Now, now that won’t be necessary. I’m sure we can come to some type of agreement.
Member G – Yeah, we can agree that you cancel the niggers’ memberships or cancel all of ours, and all of our associates’ as well. I don’t want my kids in the same pool with those kids.
President – I extended the invite because we’re barely making it financially. I’m not sure that we can survive without their money. Everybody’s money is green. How about you guys don’t come on the days they come?
Member H – What? Are you going to drain the pool after they leave? There ain’t enough chlorine in the county to clean the water after they’ve been in it!
President – We can’t afford to do that, sir. We are barely making it.
Member D – I’ve listened to this enough, come on honey we can’t be associated with this ignorance. Consider our memberships cancelled Dr. Duesler.
Member E – (as she gets up from her seat) I can’t believe that I am hearing this. (they both leave their member cards on the table and exit the room. (they are later spotted in the picket line on 6abc News.)
Member G & Member H – (in unison) Good riddance, Nigger Lovers!!!
Member F – I’ve heard enough! (as he slams his hand on the table) What gave you the idea to invite coloreds to the club, John?
President – As I stated before, I wanted to raise membership for the club because right now I don’t know that we’ll be open next year. More people are cancelling and not renewing because they’ve moved, or lost their jobs, or just can’t afford this luxury anymore. The economy is killing us.
Member H – You can blame that on President Osama (his purposeful mispronunciation of Obama)
Member G – You can say that again, Brother.
President – (continues) my wife came up with the idea, and I only sent the invites to nearby camps and daycares. I never thought they would be that big. I ran the idea past the Union League and they thought it was a great way to save the club.
Member C – Wait save the club??? (confused, as if she hadn’t heard that the club is financially drowning.) What do you mean save the club? This club has been here for us since I was a little tot. And it will be here for “MY” great grand children when they are tots.
Member F – Well this was obviously a bad idea. You fix this immediately or you will not be club president come Independence Day!
President – Huh? Well let’s take a vote. All in favor of cancelling the kid’s memberships and refunding their monies say “I”.
Everyone says “I”
President – So be it, I will return their check first thing in the morning. Is everyone satisfied?
Member H – Are you going to drain and refill the pool???
President – YES! Well if no one has anything else, meeting adjourned.
Member J – (after everyone except the President leaves) You do know that this is going to get bigger than you can envision, right?
President – Black people don’t care about stuff like this, she’s (Mrs. Wright, owner of the day camp) probably going to use the money for some new rims and a gold chain or something. (Then he does the rich white guy laugh) HaHaHa…
Member J – Okay, well I’m about to lock up, you almost finished here?
President – Yeah, let’s go.
Member J – (thinks to himself) this ain’t right, this just ain’t right. I need to do something.
(Member J was then seen on the picket line in front of Members D & E)
